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Showing posts with label EU. Show all posts
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18 April 2010

REPORTpost: a lib-dem UK?


Nick Clegg, the liberal-democrat hopeful for the UK premiership, is a fun guy. As unlikely as it is, a Lib-Dem victory may spice up the rather dreadfully boring nature of UK politics. And thus, Clegg as a new UK PM could fundamentally change international relations.

Could one imagine a UK that doesn't view itself in a special relationship with the US? Perhaps, but not really.
Could one imagine a UK that wishes it be better integrated with the European Union? Perhaps, but not really.

We cannot imagine them, because they are/were never to be. For the foreseeable future, and no matter what the UK thinks, the "no" answers to the questions above will remain truths. Forces such as culture, values, economics, and tradition dictate their answer. The two major parties in contention for majority in the UK House of Commons will ensure that things stay relatively the same.

If Nick Clegg were to make good on his promises, fundamental posits of international relations would dramatically shift. Perhaps we wouldn't invade countries with little justification if we did not have powerful friends to back us up? Imagine the UK, in coordination with other EU powers, decides to start its own war? Would it be Suez all over again? Or, imagine if the UK were to admonish our human rights record at the United Nations?

This is why it is fun for me. Despite surprise and unpredictability in international relations normally being a harbinger of war or certain conflict, it would be nice to for once not assume that "all things are the same". Whose to say that the shift from a US hegemonic world would be bad? Oh wait, all of these people.

Yet, it is not all fun-and-games for me--Clegg actually has some good ideas. The one that popped out for me was to distrust a Cameron idea of making police commissioners elected officials. Cops in the UK hate the idea, and so should its citizens. We must recall that if the Soviet Union were around today, they would probably be so envious of the amount of government surveillance in the modern British state. Having non-partial, elected officials operate or supervise this system doesn't sound like the best idea.

Calling his main opposition, the Conservatives, "swivel-eyed Eurosceptics", Clegg correctly identifies that if the UK distances themselves from the EU, it would spell bad policy. The EU coordinates important policies; such as, trade, immigration, climate change, and bank regulation--all important areas for the UK and the world.

Oh, and this is for my own enjoyment:

17 April 2010

REPORTpost: iceland's revenge


Remember how the US and EU basically caused this?



And some of the consequences?




Yes, Iceland has been slow to enact its revenge on the world. But, it has done so with such sweet finesse: IT GROUNDED US GOVERNMENT-WRECKING CAPITALIST-BASTARDS TO AN UNFORSEEABLY-LONG MISERY IN HUMANKIND'S WORST INVENTION: the airport.

The world, especially Europe, made a grave mistake letting sweet, docile Iceland collapse so violently in the turmoil of the Great Recession.

Iceland has been plotting. Oh, it has been plotting indeed. See, the US intelligence community has been focusing on a wee-little area of interest entitled "terrorism" / "overseas contingency operations" . This may go down in the record books as another US intelligence failure. Little did we know that Iceland has their own version of WMD: Eyjafjallajoekull Volcano. Doesn't that name just look ominous, if not overtly hostile? Where the hell was the intel on Iceland's WMD factory: SCARYASFUCKNAME Volcano, huh? Cannot believe we didn't expect this from a viking people who have rape and pillage in their blood. Iraq was once the cradle of civilization, versus Iceland who was once the subjugator of humanity.

Well, Iceland should be just delighted: thousands stranded in the misery of airports during one of the highest travel times in Europe.



Bravo, Iceland. Bravo.