VOLCANOpost: iceland still laughing their asses off, in a funny accent

Iceland's most excellent revenge continues to play out around the world. We really must admit to ourselves that this all of our fault. Perhaps we could apologize to Iceland by allowing them to annex Canada or something. The videos below continue to detail Iceland's sublime Viking revenge for ruining their government in the wake of the US/EU-caused financial turmoil:

1) Kudos to the UK announcer pronouncing the name of the volcano (SCARYASFUCK volcano, in the English translation) without stammering:

2) Can't you hear the Icelandic sniggering?

3) Iceland has learned from their last attempt at revenge, which didn't go so well:

REPORTpost: iceland's revenge

Remember how the US and EU basically caused this?



And some of the consequences?

Now We Have This: ICELAND'S SWEET, SWEET REVENGE

Yes, Iceland has been slow to enact its revenge on the world. But, it has done so with such sweet finesse: IT GROUNDED US GOVERNMENT-WRECKING CAPITALIST-BASTARDS TO AN UNFORSEEABLY-LONG MISERY IN HUMANKIND'S WORST INVENTION: the airport.

The world, especially Europe, made a grave mistake letting sweet, docile Iceland collapse so violently in the turmoil of the Great Recession.

Iceland has been plotting. Oh, it has been plotting indeed. See, the US intelligence community has been focusing on a wee-little area of interest entitled "terrorism" / "overseas contingency operations" . This may go down in the record books as another US intelligence failure. Little did we know that Iceland has their own version of WMD: Eyjafjallajoekull Volcano. Doesn't that name just look ominous, if not overtly hostile? Where the hell was the intel on Iceland's WMD factory: SCARYASFUCKNAME Volcano, huh? Cannot believe we didn't expect this from a viking people who have rape and pillage in their blood. Iraq was once the cradle of civilization, versus Iceland who was once the subjugator of humanity.

Well, Iceland should be just delighted: thousands stranded in the misery of airports during one of the highest travel times in Europe.

Sorry Euro-Hipsters, no fun-loving awesome music concert for you.

Sorry Merkel, no Polish vodka funeral for you. Sorry Obama, no glad-handing EU leaders for photo ops during another state's national tragedy for you. Sorry Prince Charles, for being English.

Bravo, Iceland. Bravo.