Fucking Syria. Running around, supplying some clowns with weapons, then those clowns use those weapons where they are not supposed to. Dammit. If the Middle East weren't depressing enough with masses of people in poverty, autocratic ass-clowns destroying human rights, and enough violence to satisfy any Japanese video-game developer: we have Syria.
Syria loves to just find that splinter in your foot, and jam a wooden beam into your face. Does that make sense? Of course not, it's Syria. Just like our kid-brother Israel, it loves to get into a mess of trouble ALL THE FUCKING TIME--especially with our furtive sibling. Typically, when these two squabble, they have to involve innocent, beautiful Lebanon. Lebanon is just minding its own business, trying to clean its own house, and then all of sudden Israel and Syria come bursting in and ruin the souffle that has been in the oven for the past hour.
The worst part? When the fighting is over, they are all pointing fingers at each other instead of cleaning their own houses, no one is really blamed, and Lebanon still has a deflated souffle.
No comments:
Post a Comment